Archive for September, 2008

Introducing Skrow!Media 2.0!

Skrow!Media 2.0

Skrow!Media 2.0

Skrow! has finally returned victorious, with a new look (that doesn’t suck) and a few new features for you to mess around with.  So come on back and check it out!  All two of you!  I know you’re there somewhere!

Also, in honour of the re-launch of Skrow!, we have an appropriately destructive new release from Bukkake Earlobe.  31 minutes of screeching noise which oddly is more listenable than the source material from which it was (de)constructed.  Scroll on down and give it a whirl.

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Monday, September 22nd, 2008 News No Comments

Skrow007

Bukkake Earlobe - Cum Poseur

Bukkake Earlobe - Cum Poseur

A pile of steaming mass-produced feces destroyed for your listening displeasure, this was actually done awhile back when a certain major label hip hop producer used questionable methods of producing hits and oh wait that’s not going to cut it down much is it well in any event this was sat on for far too long and has unfortunately somewhat lost its relevance.  Fortunately for all of you, dear listeners, the music industry still carries on!  *INTERNET SARCASM*

Please play this in your motor vehicle at high volumes while giving that puerile blonde girl singing along to the R&B hits of perpetuity next to you the finger.  Do this for the sake of mankind.

Tracklisting:

  1. Tanks For the Mammaries (3:42)
  2. Donkey Kong Would Be Very Displeased (2:44)
  3. For Those About to Fuck (3:37)
  4. You’re Hideous (5:16)
  5. Those With an Oedipus Complex Do Not Comprehend the Proper Application of Dramatic Techniques (5:43)
  6. A Brief Analysis of Igneous Strata (10:01)

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Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow006

Beardslicer - The Miniscule Tavern

Beardslicer - The Miniscule Tavern

Two mysterious madmen provide just over 52 minutes of improvised rock, full of enough joy and pretense to boil your eyeballs. Delicious.

Tracklisting:

  1. The Tuning Song, or, Acerbic Fuschia Crayons Envelop Adjacent Cretinous Elephants (4:32)
  2. It’s Cold Out Here, or, Oh! That Explains Everything (1:08)
  3. Yogurt Backbone and the Lion of Riviera (2:19)
  4. You Liken it To… (3:13)
  5. …What? (0:59)
  6. A Brief Treatise on Experimenting with the Central Nervous System of Ateles fusciceps robustus (0:47)
  7. Forward Fists (0:21)
  8. Brother Balthasar’s Brilliant Beebeard (1:53)
  9. Everybody’s Got the Clap, or, ¡Emleados deben lavarse los manos! (0:14)
  10. A Rural Episode (1:04)
  11. Steel Peg Philosophy (3:00)
  12. Apple (0:39)
  13. Yupliezz Rotundra Face (1:36)
  14. When I Say “Hip,” You Say “Replacement” (3:05)
  15. D.A.G. (Dead Air Generator) (4:28)
  16. Neon Guitar Wall Clock (3:10)
  17. Spilling Meat, the Fat Glove (0:54)
  18. Tell Me About Your Mother (1:49)
  19. Complacent Individual  a) Fill  b) Grill  c) Moped (8:33)
  20. Troon (1:05)
  21. Unusual Cyrillic Patterns (Excessive Punctuation) (4:05)
  22. ‘Tussin (1:36)
  23. The March of the Diminutive Giants (1:47)

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Sunday, September 21st, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow005

Bukkake Earlobe - Tapemanipulator

Bukkake Earlobe - Tapemanipulator

Zounds! Sounds!

Digital deconstructions of old 2-track tape recordings of acoustic guitar by one Allen Thompson. Having been chopped, spliced, mangled, and all the other usual ‘Lobery, they become droning blasts of power noise with a melodic undercurrent. Play it loud and scare your neighbours.

Tracklisting:

  1. Rupturing Prunus Serrulata (5:56)
  2. Grumble of the Squonks (4:50)
  3. Eat a Bowl of Dicks (1:58)
  4. Darth Meatl (2:07)
  5. Monolithic Dominoes (5:53)

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow004

Saffron Slumber - Meditations on Autumn

Saffron Slumber - Meditations on Autumn

Skrow! is overjoyed to present this, Saffron Slumber’s first official release (and hopefully not his last with us).

Two stunning pieces of ambient beauty dedicated to that most melancholy of seasons. Delayed piano creates a droning wash to lay beneath soft vocalisations, carried away as falling leaves on the September wind.

Headphones encouraged.

Tracklisting:

  1. Her Hair Was Leaves on the Wind (5:32)
  2. Endings (4:42)

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow003

Ellipse - This Is a Straight Line

Ellipse - This Is Not a Straight Line

One electric guitar, infinite delay. 9 improvised loop experiments made over two quiet days in August. Lovely cover art has been painted by Kevin Stephens.

Tracklisting:

  1. A Vascular Discourse (4:27)
  2. Harmonium (5:19)
  3. Glass Fortress (8:24)
  4. Undulations (3:45)
  5. Naked Under the Stars (7:31)
  6. Glacial Velocity (11:34)
  7. Eyes Like Rain (8:15)
  8. The Human Orrery (5:49)
  9. Bathe In Light (8:38)

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow002

Bukkake Earlobe vs. Hemostat - Eek! Hot Best Karaoke Album

Bukkake Earlobe vs. Hemostat - Eek! Hot Best Karaoke Album

The long awaited collaboration between two seminal noise artists. Each artist offered up chunks of madness to be further deconstructed, reconstructed, and otherwise just buggered up by the other. Over 70 minutes of gratuitous screeching for your consumption and enjoyment. Bon appetit!

Tracklisting:

  1. Fragesteller (1:22)
  2. Bodies in a Turbine, Part I (3:53)
  3. Gemelli Eccellenti (0:36)
  4. Canadian Roulette (3:13)
  5. Skin Hunger (0:50)
  6. Hive Positronics (5:41)
  7. Canalphonics (1:16)
  8. Moistmoistmoistmoistmoist (2:28)
  9. Static-Filled Triple-Scrambled Mandarin Chinese (1:26)
  10. A Conflagration of Fluency, Much to the Despair of the Sleeping Cobblestone (7:05)
  11. Complete Asshole (9:44)
  12. There Is No Part II (1:11)
  13. Benny Selleth All His Dominoes (9:26)
  14. Practical Bovine Dentistry (3:18)
  15. Ragdoll Physics (4:32)
  16. Whore or Film? (The Dreams That Snuff Are Made Of) (8:41)
  17. Boom Boom Let’s Go Back to My Tomb (3:14)
  18. 128 Bit Encryption (0:56)
  19. Waterwitcher (2:16)

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow001

Bukkake Earlobe - Masturbatory Malfunction

Bukkake Earlobe - Masturbatory Malfunction

A slew of disparate influences bring together this, the primal debut of Cleveland, Ohio’s own Bukkake Earlobe and the launch release of the fine burgeoning netlabel you see before you.  Drones steeped in noise soak in harsh noise buried in drone while the occasional hint of melody pokes its head out of the roiling miasma to scream briefly for help before the cacophonous echoes of its own orgiastic dying throes obscure it forever.

Listening requirements: high volume, large speakers, open windows, lack of pants.

Tracklisting:

  1. Stroke My Cochlea (4:32)
  2. Metropolitan Foliage (7:13)
  3. Dreaming Insomnia (9:52)
  4. 遅く 爆発 する (4:25)
  5. Wake Up and Smell the Creampie (1:37)
  6. Porcine Carcass Festering on the Linoleum (14:50)
  7. Transcendent Realm of Trysting (8:35)

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Audio Releases No Comments
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