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Skrow042: Bukkake Earlobe - Brownstep
Bukkake Earlobe - Brownstep
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With this our 42nd release (insert obligatory Douglas Adams reference here), The Lobe sells the fuck out, and in doing so, creates a new genre. The entire world soils its collective pants in joy/terror/neutral acknowledgement. Bring your own toilet paper.
Tracklisting:
- Brownstep (2:54)
Skrow030: Skrow!Media Compilation #1: Quit Your Day Job
Quit Your Day Job
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Remember on the last album release post, when I said this thing was coming out in a few days? Yeah, well… we reside in a world in which thirty or so still counts as a few. Roll with it. You have no choice in the matter. ANYWAY…
The perpetually delayed mythical Skrow!Media compilation has finally come to light! This satisfyingly diverse collection boasts 27 tracks by alumni and friends of Skrow!, clocking in at almost an hour and 45 minutes of semi-organized disturbances in air pressure. Enjoy them with headphones and/or speakers, alone and/or with friends, drugs and/or no drugs. Try it however you like! See the included graphics for useless information about the songs and artists! Use bombs wisely!
(Click on the tracks listed below if you’d like to download songs individually.)
Tracklisting:
- Philistine on the Sidewalk - Taking Advantage of Impermanence (5:44)
- Portmanteau - Frenetic Relaxation (Dirty Mix) (4:42)
- Captain Tortilla - Raito (3:17)
- Recreational Episiotomy - Herring Diabolis (0:28)
- Frankenstain - Potassium Cyan (9:07)
- Bukkake Earlobe - Lassitude (6:14)
- Cigarettes & Clip-Art - An Introduction to Letterhead (4:48)
- Mithius - The Palace of 1000 Lizards: Level 1 Boss: The Lizard King (2:26)
- Dooz - Midelectrock (5:25)
- Saffron Slumber - Temicxoch (6:10)
- Thaumaturgist - Homosexuals (5:49)
- temp sound solutions and Phlogiston - grarfed (2:15)
- FreddeGredde - Mega Man 9 Medley (7:27)
- Zio and TEH LOLZ - Non-Micron Ribs (2:36)
- The Beauty of Grind - Family Feud - Punch Your Mom in the Face (0:55)
- Lunghammer - Untitled Skullfuck #1 (6:37)
- Aliasman - Thing (Put It In Yo Mouf) (1:14)
- Vito Genovese - Westcott (4:13)
- Hemostat - Hirudo Troctina (2:55)
- Nario - Welcome to 2002 (1:46)
- The Sticky Situation - Jhaw Driopo (4:00)
- Mowage - Ass Explosion Double Play (0:48)
- Unikron - Wolfmotherfucker (1:37)
- Daemon9623 - Solar Blossoms (1:35)
- Ellipse - Incomprehensible Void Patterns (5:25)
- earthbreather - Obsidian Beach (4:19)
- Quinn Fox - Solo Voltaic (3:14)
Skrow037: Bukkake Earlobe - Vasectomy Monologues
Bukkake Earlobe - Vasectomy Monologues
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Reclining at length upon a microfiber couch with stitches in one’s mildly malaised testicles and a head full of oxycodone warmth has a way of putting one into an insomniac haze fit to inspire the spontaneous midnocturnal creation of a certain pandemonious, sonorous whorl.
At least so we’re told.
Tracklisting:
- Dude? Dude. (4:32)
- Saturday Nite Librarians (1:52)
- Ghost of Plastic Basketball Hoop (2:44)
- Mirror Swimming (3:06)
- The Unmentionables (3:28)
- 512 (8:00)
Skrow033: Bukkake Earlobe - Wide Asleep in a Den of Bees
Bukkake Earlobe - Wide Asleep in a Den of Bees
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A relatively succinct ode to our flying swarming f(r)iends, for which the adjective “spooky” insistently presents itself despite the unwanted and incorrigible Scooby Doo connotation on the word.
Nonetheless, bathe in the sweet, dark honeys of our discontent within the hive of drones hypnotic and insecure. Feed yourself to the queen.
Tracklisting:
- Wide Asleep in a Den of Bees (10:45)
Skrow024: Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers
Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers
As proof of the adage “we only hurt the ones we love,” Bukkake Earlobe takes his friend Vito out to lunch but shoves him into traffic after they exit the restaurant. Where there once was a young man full of sound and musical ideas, joie de vivre, and beef lo mein, naught remains but a hideous smear of gore, twisted car parts, and partially digested soba. And yet, the modern artform that now decorates the nameless streets of this metaphorical city still resembles that which came before it, in a pseudo-neo-post-Surrealist kind of way.
In short: Vito brings the storms, the ‘Lobe brings the lightning rods. The masses scream for pause, but weathermen such as these see no red, like Bruce Willis in Color of Night. “Your traffic lights have no effect on us!” they shout in reply, careening through their craft heedless of the splattering of bodies and food, knowing full well that smearing themselves on the ground is all part of the process. Grab some headphones or crank those speakers and put your ear to the road. Hear the smear.
Tracklisting:
- How to Inject OxiClean (4:46)
- Compulsive Tupperware Party (3:33)
- Lunar Polygons (8:12)
- The Arsehole Capitalist (3:34)
- The Galaxy Got Me Drunk (6:07)
- Jackson’s Arm (5:11)
- Swinging a Steel Pipe at a Thundering Sky (9:09)
Skrow021
Bukkake Earlobe - Earless
An impromptu noise EP appears! Constructed with blinded ears: the entirety of this EP was recorded, programmed, and manipulated completely without listening. Minor tweaks were made to the end result, and a few hours later, we released the damn thing. An experiment in soundless noisemaking, chronicled only on Skrow!. Despite the title of the EP, we encourage the use of auditory receptor appendages for the enjoyment of this record. Should you lack them, we suggest biting your stereo. Yum.
Tracklisting:
- The Lidless Sleep of Spring Dreams Millions (8:08)
- The Summer of Our Discontent is Marauding Leaves Into the Effortless Mother Helix (6:24)
Skrow020
Bukkake Earlobe - Ixixix
Wavering wisps of warbling wash (I’m far too fond of alliteration), presented in honour of a calendrical anomaly the likes of which the vast majority of us shall not see again in our lifetimes. Primarily because we’re all going to die at the end of 2012 anyway, AMIRITE??? For the time being, however, enjoy your nine tracks totaling nine minutes and nine seconds of drone noise constructed of the word nine and named in roman numerals nine three times which equals twenty-seven and the sum of two and seven is in fact nine and today’s date is the ninth day of the ninth month of the supposed ninth year of the second millenium in the common era HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!~
Tracklisting:
- Programming a Dishwasher (1:04)
- Friendly Reminder (0:28)
- Egregious Spin Cycle Phenomena (1:23)
- Tezcatlipoca’s Revenge (1:51)
- Salo Goes to Primary School (1:58)
- Fractal Briefcase (0:54)
- Drive-by Shaving (0:24)
- Pardon the Mosquitos (0:23)
- Blame It on Yucatán (Maya Has Doomed Us All) (0:44)
Skrow017
Bukkake Earlobe - Is the House Band at Chez Dada
Come one, come all! Come upon this new noise epic! Sick, twisted, and three years in the making! Not necessarily because it’s good, but mostly just because the artist is fucking lazy! Inside you will find all manner of blasting distortion, screeching feedback, sampled guitar, mangled voice clips, and other naughty words! So take out your earplugs and step right in! Free beer!
Tracklisting:
- Dong Garrote (5:23)
- Tree Lawn (1:59)
- Logomachic Poetry (2:13)
- Wank (0:26)
- Comatoast (11:16)
- Werehaus / Goddammit I Said Lunch (2:06)
- This World is Bullshit (7:39)
- Letting the Fame Go to Our Heads (1:39)
- Sh’art (0:58)
- A Door is a Jar (3:33)
- Wank Reprise (0:05)
- Purulent in Yoy’r Own Juce ! (6:47)
Skrow016
- Bukkake Earlobe - Milk Me
In which we release an EP of noise.
The supplier had this to say about the assortment of audio files that accompanied the lazy art-bullshit (bullshit-art? I can’t decide) excuse for cover art I just said art like five times in one sentence and no I swear I’m not “on something” right now unless maybe sleep deprivation counts as an abusable substance, which it probably should:
“The last Bukkake Earlobe release was some time ago, and I made this one mostly because I’m sick of music. Random samplesets were loaded into my tracker of choice and then I just mashed my hands across the keyboard for a few seconds. I bounced the results to Cubase and mangled them as is my wont to do. You know, I was just thinking about how much paisley patterns look like paramecia. My almost-step-brother’s fiancee was wearing a skirt prominently featuring single-celled organisms today!”
…And we’re back. Please enjoy some lovely noise at our expense. My kitchen is on fire.
Tracklisting:
- Fæx Machina (2:02)
- Carniv(or)al (1:00)
- Splatterhorse (1:31)
- High-Speed Parking Structures (1:46)
- Planet Funeral (4:16)
Skrow007
Bukkake Earlobe - Cum Poseur
A pile of steaming mass-produced feces destroyed for your listening displeasure, this was actually done awhile back when a certain major label hip hop producer used questionable methods of producing hits and oh wait that’s not going to cut it down much is it well in any event this was sat on for far too long and has unfortunately somewhat lost its relevance. Fortunately for all of you, dear listeners, the music industry still carries on! *INTERNET SARCASM*
Please play this in your motor vehicle at high volumes while giving that puerile blonde girl singing along to the R&B hits of perpetuity next to you the finger. Do this for the sake of mankind.
Tracklisting:
- Tanks For the Mammaries (3:42)
- Donkey Kong Would Be Very Displeased (2:44)
- For Those About to Fuck (3:37)
- You’re Hideous (5:16)
- Those With an Oedipus Complex Do Not Comprehend the Proper Application of Dramatic Techniques (5:43)
- A Brief Analysis of Igneous Strata (10:01)
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