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Skrow024: Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers

Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers

As proof of the adage “we only hurt the ones we love,” Bukkake Earlobe takes his friend Vito out to lunch but shoves him into traffic after they exit the restaurant.  Where there once was a young man full of sound and musical ideas, joie de vivre, and beef lo mein, naught remains but a hideous smear of gore, twisted car parts, and partially digested soba.  And yet, the modern artform that now decorates the nameless streets of this metaphorical city still resembles that which came before it, in a pseudo-neo-post-Surrealist kind of way.

In short: Vito brings the storms, the ‘Lobe brings the lightning rods.  The masses scream for pause, but weathermen such as these see no red, like Bruce Willis in Color of Night. “Your traffic lights have no effect on us!” they shout in reply, careening through their craft heedless of the splattering of bodies and food, knowing full well that smearing themselves on the ground is all part of the process.  Grab some headphones or crank those speakers and put your ear to the road.  Hear the smear.

Tracklisting:

1. How to Inject OxiClean (4:46)
2. Compulsive Tupperware Party (3:33)
3. Lunar Polygons (8:12)
4. The Arsehole Capitalist (3:34)
5. The Galaxy Got Me Drunk (6:07)
6. Jackson’s Arm (5:11)
7. Swinging a Steel Pipe at a Thundering Sky (9:09)

Tags: 12.12.2009, bruce willis, bukkake earlobe, chinese food, drone, experimental, green light motherfuckers, noise, remix, storms bring, vito doesn't know about this yet so i hope he likes it, vito genovese

Skrow020

Bukkake Earlobe - Ixixix

Wavering wisps of warbling wash (I’m far too fond of alliteration), presented in honour of a calendrical anomaly the likes of which the vast majority of us shall not see again in our lifetimes.  Primarily because we’re all going to die at the end of 2012 anyway, AMIRITE???  For the time being, however, enjoy your nine tracks totaling nine minutes and nine seconds of drone noise constructed of the word nine and named in roman numerals nine three times which equals twenty-seven and the sum of two and seven is in fact nine and today’s date is the ninth day of the ninth month of the supposed ninth year of the second millenium in the common era HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!~

Tracklisting:

1. Programming a Dishwasher (1:04)
2. Friendly Reminder (0:28)
3. Egregious Spin Cycle Phenomena (1:23)
4. Tezcatlipoca’s Revenge (1:51)
5. Salo Goes to Primary School (1:58)
6. Fractal Briefcase (0:54)
7. Drive-by Shaving (0:24)
8. Pardon the Mosquitos (0:23)
9. Blame It on Yucatán (Maya Has Doomed Us All) (0:44)

Tags: 9.9.2009, apocalypse soonish, bukkake earlobe, cleveland, doom and gloom, drone, experimental, ixixix, nine, noise, numerology, ohio

Skrow005

Bukkake Earlobe - Tapemanipulator

Zounds! Sounds!

Digital deconstructions of old 2-track tape recordings of acoustic guitar by one Allen Thompson. Having been chopped, spliced, mangled, and all the other usual ‘Lobery, they become droning blasts of power noise with a melodic undercurrent. Play it loud and scare your neighbours.

Tracklisting:

1. Rupturing Prunus Serrulata (5:56)
2. Grumble of the Squonks (4:50)
3. Eat a Bowl of Dicks (1:58)
4. Darth Meatl (2:07)
5. Monolithic Dominoes (5:53)

Tags: 2.22.2008, bukkake earlobe, cleveland, deconstruction, drone, experimental, noise, ohio, tape

Skrow001

Bukkake Earlobe - Masturbatory Malfunction

A slew of disparate influences bring together this, the primal debut of Cleveland, Ohio’s own Bukkake Earlobe and the launch release of the fine burgeoning netlabel you see before you.  Drones steeped in noise soak in harsh noise buried in drone while the occasional hint of melody pokes its head out of the roiling miasma to scream briefly for help before the cacophonous echoes of its own orgiastic dying throes obscure it forever.

Listening requirements: high volume, large speakers, open windows, lack of pants.

Tracklisting:

1. Stroke My Cochlea (4:32)
2. Metropolitan Foliage (7:13)
3. Dreaming Insomnia (9:52)
4. 遅く 爆発 する (4:25)
5. Wake Up and Smell the Creampie (1:37)
6. Porcine Carcass Festering on the Linoleum (14:50)
7. Transcendent Realm of Trysting (8:35)

Tags: 11.02.2006, bukkake earlobe, cleveland, drone, experimental, noise, ohio, sexy