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Skrow031

You may be wondering what became of Skrow030.  Well, we tied that bastard up and locked him in our freezer.  We’ll let him out when the time is right.  Meanwhile, chew on this:

Thaumaturgist - Trash of the Titans

All the fires of hell.  Cosmic ultimatums made to screaming wenches.  The delicious piss of the gods.  Laurence Olivier in a spandex zebra-print leotard.  Horrible roaring distortion and decimated looping bits of scratchy genital herpes infested ear rot.

These things and MORE can be yours today for just 6 easy payments of $6.66!  Order within the next fifteen minutes and get a free round-trip ticket to oblivion, courtesy of Zeus’ patented Shit Lightning, Jizz Thunder System™!   Put it on and turn it up, you fucking pussy!  Call now!!!

Tracklisting:

  1. Homosexuals (5:49)
  2. Noise Camp (12:48)
  3. Galacticide (10:46)
  4. Think Penis (20:19)

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