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Skrow044: Dongle Doc - Ça gratte

Dongle Doc - Ça gratte

Dongle Doc - Ça gratte

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Skrow! dutifully and happily welcomes another newcomer to the fold, French improvisational guitar researcher Dongle Doc.  Ça gratte is a 35 minute psychedelic journey into a uniquely organic atmospheric experimental cybermetropolis, in which lurks twisted jazz-blues alleycats, vaguely rock-scented ruffians, seedy semi-sapient drone-noise night clubs, and other sonic creatures too wonderfully terrible to describe.

Enjoy carefully in your favorite aural apparatus today for the low low price of nothing!  Happy trails.

Tracklisting:

  1. Raphael track 1 (9:33)
  2. Impro Guitare (3:47)
  3. Impro Guitare 2 (3:27)
  4. Raphael track 2 (12:26)
  5. La cinquième rose (1:48)
  6. Peterpan (2:00)
  7. Reggae (2:54)

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Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 Audio Releases 1 Comment

Skrow042: Bukkake Earlobe - Brownstep

Bukkake Earlobe - Brownstep

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With this our 42nd release (insert obligatory Douglas Adams reference here), The Lobe sells the fuck out, and in doing so, creates a new genre.  The entire world soils its collective pants in joy/terror/neutral acknowledgement.  Bring your own toilet paper.

Tracklisting:

  1. Brownstep (2:54)

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Monday, January 9th, 2012 Audio Releases 1 Comment

Skrow037: Bukkake Earlobe - Vasectomy Monologues

Bukkake Earlobe - Vasectomy Monologues

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Reclining at length upon a microfiber couch with stitches in one’s mildly malaised testicles and a head full of oxycodone warmth has a way of putting one into an insomniac haze fit to inspire the spontaneous midnocturnal creation of a certain pandemonious, sonorous whorl.

At least so we’re told.

Tracklisting:

  1. Dude? Dude. (4:32)
  2. Saturday Nite Librarians (1:52)
  3. Ghost of Plastic Basketball Hoop (2:44)
  4. Mirror Swimming (3:06)
  5. The Unmentionables (3:28)
  6. 512 (8:00)

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Thursday, May 19th, 2011 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow035: Thaumaturgist - Entheogenocide

Thaumaturgist - Entheogenocide

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Our resident layer-on-of-hands returns, bringing incessant implacable waves of blistering digital dilation and occipital samplitude, as blithely experienced through the clarifying lens of a fungus-affused brume.  We should expect no less.

Tracklisting:

  1. Multidisciplinary Assassination of Psychedelic Studies or Why Choose Ego Death (11:47)
  2. LSD-69 (7:29)
  3. Food of the Godless (10:18)

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Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow031: Thaumaturgist - Trash of the Titans

You may be wondering what became of Skrow030.  Well, we tied that bastard up and locked him in our freezer.  We’ll let him out when the time is right.  Meanwhile, chew on this:

Thaumaturgist - Trash of the Titans

All the fires of hell.  Cosmic ultimatums made to screaming wenches.  The delicious piss of the gods.  Laurence Olivier in a spandex zebra-print leotard.  Horrible roaring distortion and decimated looping bits of scratchy genital herpes infested ear rot.

These things and MORE can be yours today for just 6 easy payments of $6.66!  Order within the next fifteen minutes and get a free round-trip ticket to oblivion, courtesy of Zeus’ patented Shit Lightning, Jizz Thunder System™!   Put it on and turn it up, you fucking pussy!  Call now!!!

Tracklisting:

  1. Homosexuals (5:49)
  2. Noise Camp (12:48)
  3. Galacticide (10:46)
  4. Think Penis (20:19)

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Monday, June 21st, 2010 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow029: Hemostat - II

Hemostat - II

Ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen today we bring you another raucous exposition of 21st century trash art - and we mean that in the nicest way possible.  Step right up and feast your ears upon Hemostat’s long out of print second album, now available in digital form only on Skrow!.  30 tracks of decidedly delicious destruction, delivered in a way that is uniquely Hemostatic.  Hemostatian?  Hemostatistical?  Hemosapiens?  Heeeeeeee

Tracklisting:

  1. The New Garbage (0:41)
  2. Good Morning Cocksuckers (0:37)
  3. One Minute (1:00)
  4. Celestial Bus Station (0:33)
  5. Sitcom-a-tron (1:46)
  6. Chavez Seesaw (1:17)
  7. Phash (2:24)
  8. eAtSTARe (0:50)
  9. Farther and Son (1:16)
  10. Grosse (1:00)
  11. Failure Live (0:52)
  12. Low Blow (2:11)
  13. Doombuster (7:25)
  14. Ondes Octobre (3:01)
  15. Pamela Schmid (1:35)
  16. Royo Arrowhead (4:34)
  17. Things That Are Big (2:05)
  18. Sperm-a-troid (1:13)
  19. This Next Tune (0:38)
  20. Freeware Gives Me the Vapors (1:56)
  21. Rock of Odds (1:10)
  22. Wunderspotter (2:47)
  23. Four-Forty Non Morti (1:46)
  24. The Residuals (2:51)
  25. Play Videogames for Twenty Years (3:02)
  26. Creamd (2:18)
  27. See U in the Geyser (2:43)
  28. Proprietary Quarters (1:00)
  29. I Like It! (1:01)
  30. WHAT HAVE I DONE (5:28)

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Friday, March 5th, 2010 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow024: Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers

Bukkake Earlobe - Green Light, Motherfuckers

As proof of the adage “we only hurt the ones we love,” Bukkake Earlobe takes his friend Vito out to lunch but shoves him into traffic after they exit the restaurant.  Where there once was a young man full of sound and musical ideas, joie de vivre, and beef lo mein, naught remains but a hideous smear of gore, twisted car parts, and partially digested soba.  And yet, the modern artform that now decorates the nameless streets of this metaphorical city still resembles that which came before it, in a pseudo-neo-post-Surrealist kind of way.

In short: Vito brings the storms, the ‘Lobe brings the lightning rods.  The masses scream for pause, but weathermen such as these see no red, like Bruce Willis in Color of Night. “Your traffic lights have no effect on us!” they shout in reply, careening through their craft heedless of the splattering of bodies and food, knowing full well that smearing themselves on the ground is all part of the process.  Grab some headphones or crank those speakers and put your ear to the road.  Hear the smear.

Tracklisting:

  1. How to Inject OxiClean (4:46)
  2. Compulsive Tupperware Party (3:33)
  3. Lunar Polygons (8:12)
  4. The Arsehole Capitalist (3:34)
  5. The Galaxy Got Me Drunk (6:07)
  6. Jackson’s Arm (5:11)
  7. Swinging a Steel Pipe at a Thundering Sky (9:09)

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Saturday, December 12th, 2009 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow021

skrow021

Bukkake Earlobe - Earless

An impromptu noise EP appears!  Constructed with blinded ears: the entirety of this EP was recorded, programmed, and manipulated completely without listening.  Minor tweaks were made to the end result, and a few hours later, we released the damn thing.  An experiment in soundless noisemaking, chronicled only on Skrow!.  Despite the title of the EP, we encourage the use of auditory receptor appendages for the enjoyment of this record.  Should you lack them, we suggest biting your stereo.  Yum.

Tracklisting:

  1. The Lidless Sleep of Spring Dreams Millions (8:08)
  2. The Summer of Our Discontent is Marauding Leaves Into the Effortless Mother Helix (6:24)

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Saturday, November 21st, 2009 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow020

Bukkake Earlobe - Ixixix

Bukkake Earlobe - Ixixix

Wavering wisps of warbling wash (I’m far too fond of alliteration), presented in honour of a calendrical anomaly the likes of which the vast majority of us shall not see again in our lifetimes.  Primarily because we’re all going to die at the end of 2012 anyway, AMIRITE???  For the time being, however, enjoy your nine tracks totaling nine minutes and nine seconds of drone noise constructed of the word nine and named in roman numerals nine three times which equals twenty-seven and the sum of two and seven is in fact nine and today’s date is the ninth day of the ninth month of the supposed ninth year of the second millenium in the common era HOLY FUCK WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!~

Tracklisting:

  1. Programming a Dishwasher (1:04)
  2. Friendly Reminder (0:28)
  3. Egregious Spin Cycle Phenomena (1:23)
  4. Tezcatlipoca’s Revenge (1:51)
  5. Salo Goes to Primary School (1:58)
  6. Fractal Briefcase (0:54)
  7. Drive-by Shaving (0:24)
  8. Pardon the Mosquitos (0:23)
  9. Blame It on Yucatán (Maya Has Doomed Us All) (0:44)

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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 Audio Releases No Comments

Skrow018

Thaumaturgist - Placenta Dinner

Thaumaturgist - Placenta Dinner

Skrow! is excited (and by that we mean aroused) to provide this attractively titled EP, being the debut (Skrow! or otherwise) of mysterious experimental witch doctor, Thaumaturgist (I’m using too many parentheticals).  The collection opens with the way “Riders of Doom” should have sounded all along, and never looks back; barraging you artfully with a chiptune glitch fugue of epic proportions, a deconstructed piece of minimalist piano beauty, a raucous ode to corpulent cats, a blasting expression of dissent against grain-based foods, and an advertisement for cybernetic fuckmachines.  So, basically, it covers all the bases.  We suggest giving your home theatre speakers a workout and cranking this shit to 11.  The neighbours love it.  Don’t forget to pull out!

Tracklisting:

  1. DOOOOOOM (2:07)
  2. 8Variations (2:56)
  3. Dia de las Galletas (7:46)
  4. Chasm of Circular Felines (2:46)
  5. Bread Fucks with My Shit Cycle (2:37)
  6. Fuck Me Please kthx (2:56)

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Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 Audio Releases No Comments
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